These days TLC is overrun with obscenely large families, bizarre cakes, and police women battling odd criminals. Now TLC is adding an equally as absurd eight week special about a maverick, grizzly ma from Alaska to their lineup. The ex-vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, already has her own book and correspondence gig with Fox but is now adding a TV show to her resume. Whether Palin got the show to get more political support or to denounce rumors about her family is unclear, but either way the show fails to keep the viewer interested.
The overplayed commercials promised a look into the everyday life of the Palin family who in reality barely spend time with one another. Palin graciously invites the viewer into her bear skin rugged, moose head filled home in Wasilla, Alaska but her family isn’t anywhere to be found. The first half of the hour long episode showed Palin, her husband, Todd, and youngest daughter, Piper, going on a salmon fishing trip. While on the plane ride into “Bear Country,” Plain spends more time interacting with her phone than her family. Piper even mentions how Palin is “addicted to her blackberry.” No familial bonding occurred on the plane ride and once the family got out onto the lake things didn’t change. As expected, a few bears showed up while the family tried to enjoy fishing. Afterwards, Piper expressed her enthusiasm for the bears but never thanked or said I love you to her family. {{Huddling in fear must count as familial bonding in the Palin household because Sarah couldn’t stop talking about it.}}
The second half of the episode the Palin family was going to climb a small part of Mt. McKinely together but Palin’s teenage daughter, Willow, decided not to go, Piper was too young, and Bristol was nowhere to be found. Only Palin and her eerily silent husband scaled the mountain. Palin mentions several times before getting to the mountain that she’s afraid of heights. Predictably, Palin begins complaining about her phobia while climbing. Her whining gets a full fifteen minutes of air time but the poor guide had to put up with it for forty five.
As the commercials foretold, “Sarah Palin’s Alaska” is meant to be about family but Palin also incorporates her politics into the show. One of the first issues mentioned was the Palin’s new neighbor, who is writing a book about the family. The Palin’s built a fifteen foot fence so their neighbor couldn’t spy on them but Plain inserts her politics into the situation by saying, “This what we should be doing to our borders.” Throughout the program Palin can’t seem to separate political life from her family life.
Even if the viewer enjoys hearing Palin babble on about her political standpoint and how great her family is, besides seeing some bears fight nothing really happens. The show fills the hour with aerial landscape shots that would have more meaning if shown on the Discovery channel. All the while, uplifting music fools the viewer into thinking something is going to happen, but besides Palin whining nothing ever does.
The Palin’s make for dull tour guides through the state that Palin “loves like she loves her family,” but she claims, “I’d rather be doing this than be in some stuffy political office. I’d rather be out here being free.” Well if you insist Mrs. Palin, just don’t bring the camera crew with you.